Submit or be heard not

It is the 11th of March and Charles is the only one who has submitted. I think I will be writing a lot of this months issue myself... Maybe another issue written by mostly me will encourage them to send something in next month. We Shall see... Okay, that was boring, lets try something a little more exciting. Wow! I get to write the entire issue by myself, I'm so excited! Charles sent something funny from when he was a kid and well... that's it! Eh, that's not exactly what I'm looking for, what about something that's a little more... Shakespearian. The ides of March approach with Hermes. My preparation is inadequate, yet, my heart is hopeful. I will stand against this enemy, external or internal. I will rise to the occasion. Alone with Charles by my side. And then, when victory is in our hands, we will throw it away and kill oursevles. Well... that's definately different... what about in a tranliterated alien language. Goof naggiem ratagineg fogheemstratta gucci. Okay, that's enough of that.